Me and My Monsters by Rory Growler

Author:Rory Growler [Growler, Rory]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141971704
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2003-08-01T00:00:00+00:00

Soap and Water

‘OK, listen up. Here are some cleaning products. These are rubber gloves.’

Fiend put one on his head.

‘No. You wear them on your hands,’ I said patiently.

‘And they are not cow’s udders and you don’t milk them.’ Haggis didn’t get it either.

‘And this is a feather duster. You use it for brushing away cobwebs.’ I was really starting to think this might take a while. There was a sudden splash. I was right.

‘No, that’s a bucket,’ I explained as calmly as I could. ‘You fill it with water and mop the floor. The pool is now officially closed.’

‘Boring!’ said Fiend, climbing out and shaking the drops off.

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